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Parse XML with jQuery

This little snippet will parse XML and format any way you like. It’s as simple as using jQuery’s .each() method and then appending it to a div. If you’re trying to parse a RSS feed then I suggest using jFeed. $(document).ready(function(){         $.ajax({                 type: "GET",   [...]
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Pablo Pizzy and Salador Dali

One of my favorite artist growing up is Pablo Picasso. It wasn’t an overnight thing where I admired his work the moment I saw it. Over time I learned that he was recognized as a prodigy at a young age. He mastered rendering and all the technical skills that fueled his thirst for self [...]
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Twenty One Million Dollar Moneyshot

The pretense of the art world baffles me. Art should be accessible to everyone and it can be such a loosely used word. Oh, I just piled some feces together and wrote a paragraph about my endeavors on creating the piece. Now check out this wonderful painting I found on eBay. [...]
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See Only Green Software

I saw this on eBay and wondered what kind of software would cost me 5 million bucks so naturally I had to ask questions. If you check out the site that they have listing, it reaffirms the legitimacy of the software. You don’t want to blow 5 million clams on just anything. [...]
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Guess How Much This Painting Is?

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Cuking Fups

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The Cost of Contemporary Art

So my wife and I moved into our new place over the weekend and we wanted to fill it up with artwork. I looked around Etsy.com to see what I can find. I found this piece which blew my mind. Only because it’ll cost me some change. Don’t get me wrong- [...]
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Deep Throat Orgasm?

I always thought that the way they market women’s colors are pretty off the wall. They have another one called, “Super Orgasm” which sounds pretty intense. I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s a “Balls Deep Blue” out there.
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Don’t Worry, Be Happy

It’s a toothbrush holder that has a big grin face on top.
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Optimize Windows 7 Performance

As much as I love all those animations that came with Windows 7, my computer suffered and pretty much lagged. To cure the sluggish blues I tweaked it a bit: Hit Start and search for SystemPropertiesPerformance.exe Click on Visual Effects tab Customize to suit your needs My desktop looks like I’m on Windows 98 but I still have [...]
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