I’ve been recovering from surgery for the last couple of days and my wife is taking care of me against her will. You know it’s true love when she can look pass the most disgusting crap your body decides to expels while it tries to recover. So, I made this space video to show my appreciation for her kindness as she watches my fat body metaporphs into a butterfly.
Sweat in a Bottle
I just submitted this bad boy to engrish.com. My wife and I also found another food item labeled “rape blossom” and we cracked up for about 15 minutes but it turns out that it’s actually a real flower of some sort. Go figure.
Coffee vs Beer
It’s the age old question we’ve been asking ourselves the first thing in the AM, “Should I have coffee or beer?”. Both drinks have benefits and it’s no wonder people can’t seem to figure out what they want in the morning. I say go with what your heart tells you.
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Delusions of grandeur after 5 cups
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Gives you the runs
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Helps fat chicks get laid
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Drink it anytime
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Tie
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Why Pigs Should be Man’s Best Friend Instead
- They’re made of bacon
- They have baby back ribs in their fat bodies
- Porkchops come from them
- A cuban sandwich would be a pickle sandwich without pig
- They’re smarter than dolphins
5 Signs That You Might be Retrosexual
- You still have a waterbed
- You think 80′s music is better than orgasms
- You play emulators to relive the glory days
- You use stamps and envelops to send “mail”
- You often question your retro-uality
5 Reasons to Own a GPS
- When you fall off the cliff, you can blame the GPS
- When you find your destination, you can thank the GPS
- Someone to talk to on long roadtrips, so it’s like having another person in the car
- Something else to distract you at 90 miles an hour
- It’s almost like playing a video game without the fun