Bionic Works » Randomness http://www.bionicworks.com Paid in Bacon Sun, 05 Feb 2012 20:27:59 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Fappuccino, Anyone? http://www.bionicworks.com/randomness/fappuccino-anyone http://www.bionicworks.com/randomness/fappuccino-anyone#comments Sat, 04 Feb 2012 21:31:21 +0000 Thai http://www.bionicworks.com/?p=2869

]]> http://www.bionicworks.com/randomness/fappuccino-anyone/feed 0 Hit it And Quit it http://www.bionicworks.com/randomness/hit-it-and-quit-it http://www.bionicworks.com/randomness/hit-it-and-quit-it#comments Sat, 07 Jan 2012 18:17:33 +0000 Thai http://www.bionicworks.com/?p=2801 I'd hit that quoted by the hammer

]]> http://www.bionicworks.com/randomness/hit-it-and-quit-it/feed 0 Gimme Some of That Good Shit http://www.bionicworks.com/randomness/some-good-shit http://www.bionicworks.com/randomness/some-good-shit#comments Tue, 20 Dec 2011 04:03:50 +0000 Thai http://www.bionicworks.com/?p=2776

]]> http://www.bionicworks.com/randomness/some-good-shit/feed 0 Sweat in a Bottle http://www.bionicworks.com/randomness/sweat-in-a-bottle http://www.bionicworks.com/randomness/sweat-in-a-bottle#comments Thu, 02 Dec 2010 06:11:58 +0000 Thai http://www.bionicworks.com/?p=2122 Read the rest of this entry »

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I just submitted this bad boy to engrish.com. My wife and I also found another food item labeled “rape blossom” and we cracked up for about 15 minutes but it turns out that it’s actually a real flower of some sort. Go figure.

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]]> It’s the age old question we’ve been asking ourselves the first thing in the AM, “Should I have coffee or beer?”. Both drinks have benefits and it’s no wonder people can’t seem to figure out what they want in the morning. I say go with what your heart tells you.

  Beer Coffee
Delusions of grandeur after 5 cups
Gives you the runs
Helps fat chicks get laid
Improves bedroom performance
Drink it anytime
Tie


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I just submitted this to Engrish.com and I hope they post it. Wish me luck!

]]> http://www.bionicworks.com/randomness/ok-anus/feed 0 Why Pigs Should be Man’s Best Friend Instead http://www.bionicworks.com/randomness/why-pigs-should-be-mans-best-friend-instead http://www.bionicworks.com/randomness/why-pigs-should-be-mans-best-friend-instead#comments Mon, 11 Oct 2010 03:52:53 +0000 Thai http://www.bionicworks.com/randomness/why-pigs-should-be-mans-best-friend-instead
  • They’re made of bacon
  • They have baby back ribs in their fat bodies
  • Porkchops come from them
  • A cuban sandwich would be a pickle sandwich without pig
  • They’re smarter than dolphins
    • ]]>     http://www.bionicworks.com/randomness/why-pigs-should-be-mans-best-friend-instead/feed 0     5 Signs That You Might be Retrosexual http://www.bionicworks.com/randomness/5-signs-that-you-might-be-retrosexual http://www.bionicworks.com/randomness/5-signs-that-you-might-be-retrosexual#comments Thu, 07 Oct 2010 19:53:21 +0000 Thai http://www.bionicworks.com/?p=1989
  • You still have a waterbed
  • You think 80′s music is better than orgasms
  • You play emulators to relive the glory days
  • You use stamps and envelops to send “mail”
  • You often question your retro-uality
    • ]]>     http://www.bionicworks.com/randomness/5-signs-that-you-might-be-retrosexual/feed 0     5 Reasons to Own a GPS http://www.bionicworks.com/randomness/5-reasons-to-own-a-gps http://www.bionicworks.com/randomness/5-reasons-to-own-a-gps#comments Tue, 05 Oct 2010 06:10:10 +0000 Thai http://www.bionicworks.com/randomness/5-reasons-to-own-a-gps Read the rest of this entry »

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  • When you fall off the cliff, you can blame the GPS
  • When you find your destination, you can thank the GPS
  • Someone to talk to on long roadtrips, so it’s like having another person in the car
  • Something else to distract you at 90 miles an hour
  • It’s almost like playing a video game without the fun
    • ]]>     http://www.bionicworks.com/randomness/5-reasons-to-own-a-gps/feed 0     Husband Point System http://www.bionicworks.com/randomness/husband-point-system http://www.bionicworks.com/randomness/husband-point-system#comments Mon, 30 Aug 2010 20:14:23 +0000 Thai http://www.bionicworks.com/?p=1869 I didn't fuck up or anything. I'm a gamer so I'm trying to score husband points.

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